vegan by proxy

A meat eater who respects vegan friends eating habits when eating with them but otherwise prefers animal products.

"Are you vegan?"

"No, I'm vegan by proxy."

by RuroJack May 10, 2009

visi-vegan

A vegan who is only interested in animal rights when it is socially advantageous. Mentioned in a Natalie Dee cartoon in September of 2006.

Visi-vegan: Even though I'm a vegan when people are around, I'm going to drink this milk because no one can see me do it.

by Shenana Gins October 20, 2008

Clout Vegan

A clout vegan is a vegan doing it for clout

So the clout vegan thinks they're helping the world... they think they're eating plants so that less animals are being eaten but in actual fact they're not making a difference because we still have CO2 emissions and global warming and if they were helping fix those, our animals would be okay and out world wouldn't be in a fucked up situation like it is now.

Clout vegans don't make a difference in this world

by NotACloutVegan November 21, 2019

im vegan

a unfavored phrase that indicates a joke between two offensive people and has become a major meme

James said to me the other day "Im vegan", i was so appalled

by im vegan fam November 29, 2016

Vegan Whore

One who puts out for Tempeh.

That vegan whore was all over my veggie wiener.

by El Senator May 24, 2006

vegan cig

a flimsy excuse to leave a situation all while sounding nice, pretentious, and maybe a little edgy

short for vegan cigarette

yeah i can't with this, i'm gonna go smoke a vegan cig

the things i'd do for a vegan cig right now

he left to smoke his vegan cig or whatever

by flashmobgary March 29, 2023

Hostage vegan

(noun) an otherwise omnivorous or culinarily ambivalent person who does not consume, use or eat any animal products, not out of moral protest or compassion for animals, but through persistent force of their girlfriend's will (the hostage vegan can be male, female, or transgendered, but the captor is generally female.)

(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)

Miniature torches kept several trays of pulled pork and arracheras warm, but despite his hunger, Darren, a hostage vegan of three months, waited in the corner with his arms crossed, turning down various plates passed his way by well-intending party-goers, idly checking his phone to see if Rachel, his girlfriend, had texted.

by pandroid October 12, 2014