Velouropean

A cultural cross-section of people usually hailing from the more eastern parts of Europe whose sartorial preferences heavily include velour tracksuits. They can be spotted alone or in groups at markets, gyms, malls, beaches, boardwalks, clubs, and e-ing. Much to the chagrin of others, they find velour perfectly suitable for any and every occasion: indoor, outdoor, day, night, both formal and informal. Do not be fooled though, while some of them have tracksuits for every day of the week and any occasion, others have very few tracksuits which they wear all the time. Be conscious, Velouropeans such as these douse themselves far heavier in colognes such as Drakkar Noir and Cool Water than their cohorts who own more velour.

"Hey, check out that gang of Velouropeans hanging out right in front of the doorway, clogging up the passage. Who makes those tracksuits anyway, Armani or Lacoste?"
"Looks more like Enyce to me."

"This music sucks and it's way too loud"
"Maybe the Velouropean spinning the wax went with the cotton jumper instead of the poly blend."

by philadelphiadiplomat September 4, 2014

velociraptoring

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.

"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"

by rwrecks September 10, 2015

Velociratchet

Typically an African American ratchet woman, known to steal and prowl from store to store. Always be careful and aware because they do travel in pairs. While identifying, be sure to look closely at the absurdly large hoop earrings, scent of cocoa butter, cheap clothing, and ugliness.

Steve: Hey bob I want you to stay toward the front of the store okay?
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.

by Farmertone September 22, 2015

Velociratchet

A ghetto bitch who is too cheap to purchase her own merchandise, therefore swiping it. Be careful for these Velociratchets, they are known to prowl around on Fridays.

Bob: Be careful man, Velociratchets are known to prowl in these areas, most of the time in packs.
Jim: Okay I'll be careful near the front door.

by Farmertone October 4, 2015

velociraptor noises

Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.

"I'm making velociraptor noises right now."

by Snowy Sky April 20, 2017

velocoraptors

A vicious man-eating orange

"I like eating velocoraptors!!"
"Velocoraptors taste amazingnes in their yummyness"

by Velocoraptor April 21, 2018

velocrapter

a dinosaur that looks like a pickle

a velocrapter eates pickles

by bogybear May 20, 2018