Tyson

A stupid cunt kid who enjoys being a nerd so bad at zombs royale

Tyson is like so stupid

by Ultra-pro March 8, 2019

Tyson Steel

maddest most sick cunt to ever walk this universe, if you ever meet him you will explode form the sheer awesomeness that is Tyson Steel, you will instantly cum in your pants

"how'd your bother die?"
"he looked at Tyson Steel in the dough theater"

by big fruit June 1, 2018

Tyson

Tyson is a loving and caring person. He will always be there for you and make you smile no matter what. He is so sweet and generous. His smile is one of the best things about him. When you are feeling down or upset he’ll be there for you. His hugs make you feel safe and he will always have your back. He will fight for you when someone try’s to flirt or hurt you. If he leaves to go somewhere you will always miss him and get so attached that you want to be with him. If you ever meet a Tyson make sure to treat him with kindness and love.

“Have you seen Tyson and _____”
“No”
“What they are the cutest!”
“Really?”
“Yes, I wish I had something like them.”

by unknownlover125 December 28, 2021

Mike Tyson

Beating the living sh*t out of someone.

Ey bro if he keeps talkin like that im gonna Mike Tyson that b*tch.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.

1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."

by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017

Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her

“ Yea that bitch was crazy so I had to hit her with a Dirty Tyson.”

by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024

Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025