twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.

Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.

by Pimpdaddymeg March 08, 2015

uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

Twisting the dial

talking to someone, shooting the breeze

Sean and Dina were twisting the dial during lunch.

by definition11 March 20, 2010

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard April 07, 2014

Twist it up

One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."

When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.

Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.

by juicybooty92 February 02, 2021

twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie November 04, 2015

Twisted transistor

The act of finger blasting a female as she inhales a hit of crack cocaine.

Yo, I gave that girl a twisted transistor last night after we picked up some hard.

by Crazy blonde freak February 11, 2022