Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021

Twat twist

A Twat Twist is the point in a pornographic film when the male is banging one girl, then the scene breaks and returns to the same male who is now banging a new girl. #twattwist

Did you catch that twat twist where he switched from banging the girl to her mom?!

by MeganWillyDillyDilly May 17, 2018

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.

“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”

by PandaChicken March 16, 2018

twisty twist

WHEN THAT GIRL GIVES YOU THAT GOOD SUCCCCC!!!!!!!!

DAMN MR. JONHSON.... DID SHE GIVE YOU THAT TWISTY TWIST AT DA CLUB

by mark of the J November 14, 2017

slap and twist

When the girl is about to orgasm from sex you slap her in the face and then twist her nipples.
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)

Just before Jill climaxed under Jack, Jack enhanced her orgasm with the ol' slap and twist!

by R2-DQ February 9, 2010

Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth

David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."

by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017