twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.
Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.
by Pimpdaddymeg March 08, 2015
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Mc Twist

A sexual act where a guy ejaculates in his partner’s butt-hole and continues to stir it around. Then partner squats over his face, and unloads the Mc Twist.
Hey bro how was your date with “Becca”?..
It was great I took her out for dinner.. and for desert I had a Mc Twist!..
Bruh you nasty..
by One-Eyed-Willy June 05, 2020
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uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019
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twisted pork

You have a twisted pork
by mudguard April 07, 2014
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Twist it up

One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."

When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.
Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.
by juicybooty92 February 02, 2021
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twisted fucker

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.
by Mister Hickie November 04, 2015
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