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Tucker's Bowtie 

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
Tucker's Bowtie by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

Tucker Fucker 

A stupid fucking prick with a huge retarded white moustache and has the worst fucking buzz cut in existence.
Atef- "Oi, have you heard of the stupid DNT teacher?"
Shanon - "Yeah, isn't that the Tucker Fucker?"
Tucker Fucker by Atef Lord August 17, 2022

Tucker-dog 

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)
“Wow, look at that cool frog.”

“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”
Tucker-dog by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022

Tucker Talk 

Verbal diarrhoea
John would always conceal the truth with Tucker talk
Tucker Talk by TharSheGoes March 10, 2023

Tucker Puller 

Someone who uses boomer slang unironically.
"Hear about the new guy?"
"Yeah, heard he's a real Tucker Puller."
"Aw, that's a shame, third one this month."

Tucker Fucker 

New Zealand slang for someone who eats really quickly.
#1: Oh man, you're finished already?
#2: Yeah mate, he does that all the time. Man's a tucker fucker.
#3: Haha yeah bol
Tucker Fucker by AchievementFanboy October 24, 2023