by Sparklehorse January 27, 2007
Get the beef trumpetmug. When, durring intercourse, the woman releases gas from her vagina causing many trumpet noises while thrusting
by Jakie Prates November 30, 2011
Get the The Georgia Trumpetmug. When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.
The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.
The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.
Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?
Woman: What's that?!?!
Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!
Woman: What's that?!?!
Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!
by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009
Get the Rusty Trumpetmug. They speak the same way they play their instrument, loudly and obnoxiously. They start random chants and are very annoying to deal with. If you tell them this then they become toxic. Very few trumpet players are actually easy to deal with and can actually play their instrument.
by Canofbeanns September 5, 2019
Get the Trumpet playermug. 1) A trumpet tuned an octave above the normal B flat trumpet's range. Has 1/2 the tubing of a normal trumpet and a fourth valve.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.
Paul McCartney: Bollocks! Penny Lane has so much potential, but it needs something....
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!
Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!
Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-
by arroganttrumpetplayer137 December 8, 2010
Get the piccolo trumpetmug. you could describe a trumpet player as a little arrogant bitch with a massive fucking ego. I wouldn’t recommend down talking them or they will fuck you in the ass.
by tiny ty December 1, 2021
Get the trumpet playersmug. She was going to town on my schlong, when suddenly it went from a blow job to a dirty trumpet...not only didn't she finish, but I had to clean the sheets!
by Zart July 26, 2006
Get the dirty trumpetmug.