Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.
John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
by disco banana December 03, 2009
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Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.
Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
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Captain charming

The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.
Yeah I love captain charming, screw Emma! David’s a much better match for hook!
by Lol I exist September 05, 2021
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Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line
by TheSewageAuthority March 14, 2015
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Captain Obvious

"Captain Obvious Strikes Again"

A phrase or name given to the one who points out the obvious.
Captain Obvious: Homosexuals are gay!

Guy 1: Captain Obvious strikes again.
by J-Winner March 25, 2010
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captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
by cheif asshole October 09, 2010
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Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
by SamuelL.Jack July 02, 2009
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