The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
by Jonno93 January 22, 2006
Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.
by Lol I exist September 05, 2021
1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation
2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money
3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money
3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line
by TheSewageAuthority March 14, 2015
by J-Winner March 25, 2010
the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
by cheif asshole October 09, 2010
A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.
by Sargeant Sweatpants August 07, 2009