speed squeeze

A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.

Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.

by Walker Watson July 28, 2006

boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass

dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping

by jessica bonerface December 2, 2009

VG squeeze

the repetitive motion of tightening and relaxing the vaginal muscle in order to improve intercourse

"I've really improved my VG Squeezes, I'm at 3 sets of 25, 5 sets by the end of the week

by Eugenia January 13, 2005

apalachee squeeze

a double suplex with a sphincter kiss

and then i got her in a apalachee squeeze

by earlie November 13, 2011

Fresh squeeze

Two people maybe 3 who are homeboys and are GODS at 2K and must have a handshake and u must say fresh squeeze at the end

Damn they can play 2K they must be fresh squeeze

by 2K man May 17, 2019

tight squeeze

When stick a dick up a VERY VERY tight pussy/bootyhole. And you have to squeeze up. At the same time you have to make sure you dick doesnt get rug burn.

Jimmy had to do a tight squeeze in Damons butt hole!

by Jamie1212 May 28, 2008

Squeeze The Lemon

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.

Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.

by Thanus August 19, 2008