sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019
Get the Sammug. The hottest and sexiest person wgo has ever walked this Earth. If you are lucky enough to meet him, youll fall inlove. His charming ways and everything about him is amazing. Someone giving the name is a real ladies man. His personality lights him up as well as his beautiful bright eyes.
by YoMamasBoy22 November 6, 2018
Get the Sammug. Sam is a great person that can make you feel happy no matter how sad you are. Sam will always be there for you no matter what. Sam would make an amazing boyfriend of girlfriend and is full of kindness.
Person #1: I've been so down lately I don't know what to do.
Person #2 go talk to Sam they always make feel great.
Person #2 go talk to Sam they always make feel great.
by Lolthisissorandom May 3, 2020
Get the Sammug. A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.
by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021
Get the Sammug. by Chicken15412 July 3, 2018
Get the Sammug. by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018
Get the Sammug. Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023
Get the Sammug.