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Sam

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019
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Sam

The hottest and sexiest person wgo has ever walked this Earth. If you are lucky enough to meet him, youll fall inlove. His charming ways and everything about him is amazing. Someone giving the name is a real ladies man. His personality lights him up as well as his beautiful bright eyes.
"My god.. Sam is like sooo hot and amazing."
by YoMamasBoy22 November 6, 2018
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Sam

Sam is a great person that can make you feel happy no matter how sad you are. Sam will always be there for you no matter what. Sam would make an amazing boyfriend of girlfriend and is full of kindness.
Person #1: I've been so down lately I don't know what to do.
Person #2 go talk to Sam they always make feel great.
by Lolthisissorandom May 3, 2020
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Sam

A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.
Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam
by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021
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Sam

The best person you will ever meet he is so nice and is vv cute
by Chicken15412 July 3, 2018
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Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.
"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."
by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018
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Sam

Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)

On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.

Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023
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