The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
by mpoppe August 24, 2009
In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
by CycleBreak December 17, 2021
Rotory wing aircraft; Helicopter. Normally used in conjuction with the term "Phlyer", or "Driver", meaning "pilot". May originate with a cartoon drawn by Capt. Ed Cooke and which accompanies a popular article by Harry Reasoner, "Helicopter Pilots Are Different."
by Dukester5 December 09, 2008
The male equivalent of a 'cougar'
Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!
Like, ew.
IKR?!!!
Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.
Like, ew.
IKR?!!!
Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.
by JOE (Joe) February 11, 2014
without the proper knowledge or equipment, especially when you haven't thought through what it is you are going to do.
by Sexydimma December 09, 2016
A term to describe the unclothed labia catching wind and flapping providing a resemblance of a beetle flapping its wings.
by Chris Peeee Bacon February 27, 2020
by Neat Charlie March 18, 2017