Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.

Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.

by SuperTrans March 26, 2020

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023

Brass Symphony

Either a group of guys all performing Rusty Trombones in a circle. Or, A group of three or more couples all performing Rusty Trombones.

Receiving is so much better than giving.

by CRB January 21, 2005

brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.

I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.

by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019

brass ladle

The phrase used to describe a man's phallus when is has been fapped so frequently it shifts in color...to a brassy shade. A festish prevoked by the pleasure in the pain of a chafed shaft.

Brandon was advised by his doctor to discontinue his chase of the "brass ladle" dragon. It can lead to scarring and loss of sensitivity.

by Wheeskers December 26, 2013

brass rainbow

Also known as "Brass Knuckles".

And then I hit him with a left brass rainbow, and down he went.

by drugbunny May 02, 2016

Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

by Brasshandrailer November 21, 2015