Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

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Ocean Tide

Rough sex performed on a woman by another woman

Jonathan: "Hey, did you hear that Ashley and Sarah were in an ocean tide?"
Mark: Really?
Jonathan: Yeah man

by Salmonellapple January 3, 2024

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Ocean Tide

Rough sex performed by a woman on another woman

Jonathan:"Hey did you hear that Ashley and Sarah had an ocean tide?"
Mark: "Seriously man? I wanted to ask Ashley out"
Jonathan: "Yeah dude"

by Salmonellapple January 3, 2024

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Honolulu high tide

When you whip out your Johnson and hose down a homeless person with jizz.

The guy in the beach begging for change got a honolulu high tide from a huge black guy.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar May 11, 2023

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The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one

I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one

by Death Menace August 11, 2023

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Roll Tide

The call of the Alabama Crimson Tide Football team. Or, in extreme cases, the call of the entire state of Alabama.

(Be careful saying it in South Alabama, you may get jumped by the people from Auburn)

Oh no, what have I done........!

(The State of Alabama rioting after someone said Roll Tide)

by AlaaaaaaBamaaaaaaaaaaaa September 28, 2023

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