Turkey Flab

another word for someones double chin (the flab of skin under your chin)

Hey Dan you better come for a run your growing a bit of turkey flab

by Leish January 14, 2008

Turkey Dinner Shot

Pour 1 Part Wild Turkey Bourbon &
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving now intead of eating lets just drink our dinner by taking a Turkey Dinner Shot! Drink it up!

by Brena Idol December 15, 2008

Turkeyversy

A controversy, especially between family members, surrounding the schedule, location or menu of the annual Thanksgiving celebration.

There is a huge turkeyversy this year about whether to have dinner at Grandma's condo or Aunt Patty's trailer.

by pamitha November 20, 2009

Turkey Fuchers

The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.

Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"

by couchsalesman November 30, 2009

turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.

Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.

by synchronicityii February 11, 2010

Turkey Surfing

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.

"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"

by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012

Turkey Magurky

Referring to someone of the retarded nature.

Did you see that guy with no teeth? He's a turkey magurky.

by SRG22 September 25, 2014