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Vaginal Thunder Clap

A mythical vaginal skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men
rogue black man: haa i'm gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)
by Franksy5 May 26, 2009
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Used in the famous movie "Blade Trinity" by Ryan Renold's Character as an insult on one of his vampiric captors. it's just a basic insult that can be used on anyone when angry
Person 1: Did you get me that DVD then
Person 2: hmmm... No!
Person 1: You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!
by Bob Bobberson June 13, 2005
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Thunder Thief

When someone tries stealing your thunder when you are excitedly taking praise for something.

When someone tries to always outshine you.
Example 1:

I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!

Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"

Example 2:

You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."

Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."

Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.
by Kerjner 1 December 20, 2010
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Thunder Stealer

An asshole who attempts to steal the attention of another at a certain time.
Victim: "Dude, i just beat my guy at a wrestling match, 6-3!"

Friend: "Congratulations!"

Thunder Stealer: "Yeah, well I pinned my guy."
by Disius Ramirez December 1, 2011
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radioactive thunder-gunt

a gunt that is so floppy, when it moves from side to side it actually creates a sound that can only be described as thunder. This tunder clap actually creates a radioactive discharge. The only things that can survive this discharge are: cockroaches, twinkies and tom selleck.
i was walking to taco bell and i witnessed a traffic light disintegrate due to a radioactive thunder-gunt that was walking through the crosswalk.
by papa-squirrel-toaster August 7, 2009
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Raspberry Thunder Cock

Raspberry Thunder Cock-(Verb),(noun),(insult): (raz-ber-ry-thun-der-cock)

The act of plundging ones penis into a females menstrated vagina; followed by a pull out and 450 unit charge to ones genital area.
Hey how is Raspberry Thunder Cock over there doing? Dont be such a Raspberry Thunder Cock! I could really use some Raspberry Thunder Cock therapy right now.
by CHALUPADOOP September 6, 2010
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Pink Thunder

An especially loud, deep-toned queef. An emanation of air from deep within the vaginal canal.
As the orgasm subsided, Allison let loose the Pink Thunder, gently rustling the hairs in Bob's goatee and frightening the cat.
by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011
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