if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

by giltinė October 29, 2020

if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.

God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!

by LoneTree April 24, 2017

If there is grass on the playing field

If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.

"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"

by bhgtbtbhtbhtnh July 26, 2006

Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THESE army ARE A BIT TOO OBSESSIVE......

1st person: Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?! on UrBan DictIonary?

2nd person: I don't know, it's weird....

by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

there go the ovaries

A phrase one might use while watching something extremely cutesy.

Such as:
- chick flick
- small animals
- babies

-mushy scene comes on in a movie-

Girl 1: Awwh! OHEMGEE so cute! :3
Girl 2: I know right?? There go the ovaries!

by EdmilyTheNerd December 24, 2011