British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021
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gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 13, 2015
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Rooster Thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler
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Thief of the night

Someone who rapes people of the time of darkness.
The thief of the night was caught after being found out with multiple victims.
by yourmumultragay on ig January 27, 2019
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Snatch thief

When one steals another's man or women from them
D stole big hungry and denied being a snatch thief
by Karma gottam October 11, 2021
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Thief

A low life piece of shit/ trash they take what doesn't belong to them and feel no remorse for the person who's lives they ruined/ just affected in a very drastic way. They deserve to be locked up for life for taking hard earned people's money and other valuables and if they one day suddenly disappeared i can for the most part almost guarantee no one would miss them.
Meet Fred, he works hard for his money is a taxpayer and bought everything he owns. On this day, Fred had his car stolen with many of his valuable possessions still inside the vehicle including but not limited to his phone, wallet, credit card insurance registration and other things that were valuable to him. Now Fred has to call the police who will probably arrive to the scene 2 hours after his car was initially stolen to file a report and they say they will like but the odds of them finding the car are very low. This is made worse by the fact that Fred had just finished paying of the vehicle and had just recieved the title to the car while the piece of shit thief is probably doing drugs in it without a care in the world.
by Righteousdude28 April 25, 2020
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Thief

Mark Zuckerberg aka Zuck the Cuck has copied and stolen intellectual property from MySpace and now Twitter to create copycat companies like Facebook, Instagram and most recently Threads. It's also a proven fact that Mark Zuckerberg ran companies steal users data even after they delete their accounts. He is definitely a thief!
by GloryDoge July 11, 2023
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