You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

thunder thief

That one guy who is always there to steal your thunder and take the credit.
Synonymous with a thunder whore

Kevin is such a thunder thief, he just took credit for my new idea.

by RespectTheData June 24, 2019

Pocket Thief

Someone who steals your lighter.

"Check out my cool new lighter!"

"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."

by stfuagpwc January 18, 2019

Thief of the night

Someone who rapes people of the time of darkness.

The thief of the night was caught after being found out with multiple victims.

by yourmumultragay on ig January 27, 2019

queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

Thief

Thief is a person who steals.

lady : Help! That thief stole my purse!
Police man : Don’t worry ma’am! I’m going to catch that thief!

by MxStealYoGirl March 31, 2022

Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017