Pupil Thief 

A Pupil Thief is one who practices the art of stealing ones pupils from the eye ball.

It takes many years of practice to be able to do it and even longer to become a Black Belt Pupil Thief.

Their are only 5 known Black Belt Pupil Thief's in the world:

Nicolas Cage™
Gerodge
Nic Cage™
"The Cage"™
Nicolas "The Cage" Cage ™

I woke up one morning and my pupils were gone, damn Pupil Thief's!

Gerodge is a Pupil Thief.

When i'm older i want to be Black Belt Pupil Thief like "The Cage"™ himself.

Pupil Thief by The Cage August 1, 2013

grand thief

a thug who thinks there a trophy for the greatest thief....

im the grande theif of oil of olay...bow down and give'em a shave

grand thief by pro noun brown October 5, 2003

collin the thief

a theiving wrongen who steals from his nieve employers,

someone who pisses people off and will suffer the consequecences, a total prick .

collin the thief

collin the thief by locks heath renegade master January 8, 2011

Irish Thief 

One who is Irish and tends to wear multiple irish rings at one time. He/she is coined a thief because the rings are placed on random fingers such as thumbs, pinkies, forefingers, and are being worn at the same time (as if this person has just stolen all of these rings).

"Paddy..... you got a lot of rings on today! What's up with that? Do those all even belong to you? You are a regular ole Irish thief!"

Irish Thief by megalyn27 January 21, 2013

Master Thief 

When you take a girls virginity while they are unconscious, asleep, or drugged.

Bonus:

3 for 1 : Self explanatory
Achieve status of Ultimate Thief

Guy1: Yo dude, I was a master thief yesterday!
Guy2: What did you steal?
Guy1: A virginty.
Guy2:.....wow
Guy3:WTF?
Guy1 and Guy 2: *fist bump*

Master Thief by TmP THUNDER January 7, 2010

Meat Thief 

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.

John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.

Meat Thief by Sickmanseth May 6, 2008

Waffle Thief 

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

Waffle Thief by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010