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boredom theory

The Boredom Theory is when people with too much time on their hands have nothing to do, so they come up with problems that no one has, in order to keep themselves entertained.
When someone decides to purposefully cause a problem in order to have something to do, that person has done the "boredom theory"
by TheBigSwininn May 22, 2022
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Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.
You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.
by Clearwarning February 10, 2022
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Belt Theory

You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes and you can't wear a black belt with brown shoes
Hazel, haven't you ever heard about the belt theory, that belt so doesn't go with those shoes!
by NikiLicky September 10, 2009
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nice theory

People making fun of @theoryhub on TikTok
*theoryhub posts a fact*
Kid: nice theory
by Jawneey January 15, 2022
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Music Theory

The principles/guidlines of classical, real music. Modern musicians tend to neglect music theory or have little knowledge of it. However, most knowledgeable musicians have a basic idea of theory. (Steve Vai and Yngwie Malmsteen to cite two)
Person 1: "Hey, play me a Em, FM, and GM in common time so I can put together a solo using the Em scale."
Person 2: "Whats common time?"
Person 1: "Oh great, I'm jamming with a moron."

You look like an asshole when you don't know music theory.
by Markus5273 October 3, 2005
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Tit Theory

'the tit-theory' states that when a male or females mammary glands are disturbed instant gratification is received by both the clutched and the touched, leading to the muscles on both ends of the mouth to flex uncontrollably.
even the hardest nigga on the block will react 'happily' even when he says 'he going to shoot you', when you apply the tit theory on him.
by Qaxoohit October 3, 2009
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