Witch sheep

Hot black ram/sheep that has a witch hat from “the mysterious house” made by Martin Walls, legends say she puts bugles in her hair.

“my favorite character from the walten files is witch sheep”

by w31rdl0lz.tt June 25, 2021

Witch Catch

A Witch Catch is the culmination of a successful Witch Hunt.

It appears that Mueller's Witch Hunt, currently with over 32 indictments and or convictions, has turned into a successful Witch Catch.

by keyline26 November 28, 2018

witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 25, 2017

Shit Witches

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"

I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Witch burning

When someone puts a paper bag of burning human feces on the doorstep of a female’s residence that has performed sexual actions with another man while in a romantic relationship with another person.

Brent: “Becky cheated on you bro?”
Aaron: “Yeah, we’re witch burning that hoe tonight.”

by Strawtoes June 22, 2018

the kiwi witch

The most satanic queen is all the unicorn realms

beware the kiwi witch she will steal you.

by musicgoddess21 August 11, 2018

Witch Cradle

Also known as "The Witch's Cradle", it is when someone is suspended in a bag from a tree by a rope and swung back and forth, causing hallucinations. This was used on people accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.

She was put in a Witch Cradle in an attempt to get her to confess she was a witch

by Nice Try October 1, 2018