My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!
by Tyyreed66 November 01, 2017
"I can't believe that the government would legalize pot!"
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks
by School Stoner October 02, 2010
A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.
The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.
by Wharfg October 16, 2013
by yummymummytulpa June 12, 2018
Wyd Warrior Means that a male and or female cannot keep a conversation between a person and another person.
by bludington900 June 17, 2023
by 10bands.com March 21, 2017
The act of removing a bloody tampon from your partner's menstruating vagina with your teeth, followed by a violent thrashing of your head side to side in order to paint your cheeks red like a native American warrior preparing for battle. Simultaneously, you penetrate your partner while screaming a traditional native American battle cry.
In order to show my girlfriend how much I love her, I performed the Indian Warrior for our Tenth Anniversary.
by Dr. Infant January 19, 2017