ur tot a thot

a secret weapon to use in a conversation when someone unleashes ur grandpap a trap and destroys the next generation of the other dude

(a tot is a very young child)
Dude: ur mom gay

You : ur dad lesbian

Dude: no u

You: ur granny tranny

Dude: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP

You: UR TOT A THOT

*dude explodes and turns into a black hole sucking everything because he gay*
by luyil March 14, 2018
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Filthy Tater tot

after a long eventful night of drinking one stops by the local dell taco restaurant or whatever local cheap Mexican food establishment you are in close proximity to. Then you go home and fuck your girl friend and at the point just prior to climax you pull out and turn and and mount her face with your ass and push out a small amount of turd that resembles a tater tot, then she licks it out of your ass, as this is happening it pushes you into overwhelming climax and you splatter your yogurt onto her tits
Joe and Rina went out on the town, john got Rina exceptionally drunk unknown to Rina was the Filthy Tater Tot that she would be performing later.
by sogwnl November 25, 2009
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Tatered your tots

To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tater one's tots
Remzson: "I hate you. You are so annoying."

Chris: "Geez, who tatered your tots?"
by GerbieJean May 30, 2013
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tattered your tots

To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tatter one's tots
Chris: "Ugh I hate you. You are so annoying."

Remzson : Geez, who tattered your tots?
by GerbieJean May 11, 2013
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tator tot surprise

When you find a random tator tot in your french fries.
I love to have tator tot surprise at sonic!
by Tank5 January 03, 2016
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tater tot sick

the feeling in one's stomach after getting really high and then eating way too much food
pal 1: "dude, you're high. You eat all that crap, you're gonna get tater tot sick."
pal 2: "no dude I'm hungry"

later: "my dude, you were right, now I'm tater tot sick"
by Rheyyy November 10, 2018
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Calm your tots

What you say when someone needs to chill out! Calm your tots!
by Bunifer October 25, 2017
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