Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

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Pounder

An awesome person that will stand up for their friends and will always punch someone

Dude he is such a pounder!! Don’t look at him directly in the eyes or he is going to punch you!!

by Pounder101 May 8, 2018

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pumpkin pounder

A pumpkin pounder is a person who has intercourse with a red head thus they are a pumpkin pounder

That guy over there is a pumpkin pounder, he only has sex with red heads!

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richard pounder

A very good looking male who has a very large asset for the ladies. His identity is a mystery. His favorite song is sexy can i. He likes mrs. Green. Her ass is nice and tits are big. He is best friends with jeffrey oliverio.

Richard pounder will pay you a visit is his favorite pickup line.

by Jumbo shrimp 69x3 September 16, 2017

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