messy pete

Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.

Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.

by Messy Pete April 12, 2022

Pete Wentz

daddy

Pete Wentz is mother fucking daddy.

by Hayden_Loves_Geesus May 14, 2019

petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.

You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .

by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017

Uncle Pete

A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.

Can you pause the movie for a few minutes? I gotta go take an Uncle Pete.

by Doo Brown March 13, 2007

Geezy Pete

An expression used to show disbelief or disgust.

Geezy Pete it sure is hot out here!

by aedwards225 April 3, 2008

hello pete

When a person Farts real loud he then blames a person named Pete to cause confusion so he does not get the blame.

Wes leaned back and let out a explosive wet half shit and half gas fart then He yells " Hello Pete". Alfred is confused and looks around for pete and forgets about the smell and the sound

by Here everything is Better August 31, 2006

Coconut Pete

The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".

Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"

There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya

by Hungoverballsack June 21, 2015