peen dude

when t fue dies and says peen cause he does not like to say penis

by jakepaulers #1yee he May 28, 2019

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Peen Cake

When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water

“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”

by The most smooth peen April 05, 2024

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Peen team

When two or more males masturbate to a picture, video etc. and cum at the same time

Male 1: "Yo nigga, let's make a peen team tonight."
Male 2: "Only if you wear socks nigga."

by Horny for dick picks December 23, 2020

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Peen team

When two or more males meet up and masturbate to a video, photo etc. and cum on the floor

"Shit nigga, wanna make a peen team tonight?"
"Only if you wear socks motherfucker."

by Horny for dick picks December 23, 2020

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F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 21, 2014

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