Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.

by Super Dave Mega Thrust Five Dr February 4, 2025

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

Swamp Paw

The mucky condition of your dog's paws after a romp outside during foul weather.

Awe man, my shirt just got trashed by Rover's swamp paw.

by Bernissimo February 4, 2010

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

paw

Paw a girl who’s forever single till college (because of a bet)

Girl: “aw isn’t that the girl who can’t get a bf because of a bet”

Boy: “oh you mean paw wah ku”

by yay_170 November 22, 2021

cookin paws

Cooking pigs feet

I be in the kichin'cookin paws with my baby, nigga!!!

by Bootstrapsteve July 21, 2017

PAW Patrol

A child's cartoon about dogs that furries are obsessed with for some reason.

Have you seen PAW Patrol? Marshall the Dalmatian is my favorite. I want to be him.

by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024