Named after the fictional Fleischer family, Der Fleischengriff refers to a really loose grip that will drop whatever it is holding, usually onto a foot. Objects that are usually dropped are valuable, fragile, or able to scald.
Person 1: I say, what happened to your leg?
Person 2: Anna dropped a cup of lesbian on it last night, mug shattered and a shard went into my scalded leg
Person 3: Ahh, Der Fleischengriff!
Person 2: Anna dropped a cup of lesbian on it last night, mug shattered and a shard went into my scalded leg
Person 3: Ahh, Der Fleischengriff!
by PiusismyPope May 12, 2020

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.
by speedshift September 16, 2014

by gateturd228 March 1, 2017

by kokoscribble May 13, 2021

An owner of a company who has no idea what is going on. Someone who claims that they are the commander but instead their employees shorten it to DER
Here comes Der from another phone call
by Cgspeeg June 12, 2022

This is a generalized saying that can be used at the end of any sentence when trying to summarizing any explains. It gets addictive and you will find yourself using it more than you should. A great way to finish any sentence when you can't be bother explaining the whole story to others. Could also be spelt {Deddle a der}.
I went for a night out with the girls and it was like you know "Diddle a der". I picked the kids up from school then went to the shop then you know Diddle a der.
by Belinda Jane February 21, 2019
