Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019

ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks

I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it

by yymane January 22, 2022

Ultimate Frisbee

Lame, gay, boring. The worst game invented. Requires the athletic skill and talent equivalent to sweeping a floor. Great way for stoned hippies to work off their meager energy..

Hey Dave do you want to go to the Gay bar? their having an ultimate frisbee comp today.

No thanks man, I'm gonna sit here and finish my cheetos...

by Hippies smell bad December 22, 2014

Smash Ultimate

Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.

"I'm going to play Smash Ultimate." "Well I'm gonna get laid." "Damn."

by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018

The ultimate insult

An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors

Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies

by Lad dal May 23, 2018

Ultimate Rat

A best mate who lies to your face and to rub salt in the wound, calls YOU a rat !

Roi: Oi what nationality are you?
Pippy: Afghan
Roi: Cool

1 year later ..

Roi: I'm gonna dob you in to the terrorist hotline you fucking afghan !
Pippy: Rat ! You're my best friend and you don't even know my nationality !
Roi: wtf ! Your my best friend and you lie to my face about your nationality ! FUCK YOU Ultimate Rat !

by Rkisnotmyname April 7, 2009

The Ultimate Grunt

A wanabe from Fordyce that has too much time on his hands.

Listen up HO I am the ultimate wanabe

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 6, 2004