steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter

1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."

by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011

Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.

My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.

by JorgonQ May 17, 2015

Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time

Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz

by COD11111 January 1, 2011

steaming taco

When a woman begs to cum because deep down Inside she is a closet slut.

Please let me squirt my steaming taco.

by FfC-BerSerkxL March 18, 2015

steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"

by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

Steaming Saddle

When a girl poos on a guy's back and then rides him naked.

Bill had never experienced a steaming saddle until he met the cowgirl hooker.

by WarmedProduct February 4, 2017

Steaming Steiner

(noun) A lewd sex act in which an extremely obese and completely naked (or simply pantless) bald man of Jewish descent stands over the face of his redneck, fire-crotched sidekick and proceeds to defecate upon until his bowels are effectively evacuated. The act is usually followed by a postgame dip.

I don't care what you say, I still hate his fat ass.

I'll bet he has film of the two of them getting in on a Steaming Steiner

by Thomas Fleminghammer December 14, 2008