Bobby the stalker

Bobby is a stalker.
Bobby stalks you at night.
He is always spying on you but you can’t see him👹👹👹👹👹👿👿👿👿👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡

Bobby the stalker is stalking me!!!

by Bobby the stalker😈😈 June 2, 2022

un-stalker

n. adj.: one who consciously avoids a person after previously stalking.

When Susie's car broke down, and had to catch a ride with someone else, she received a visit from her un-stalker at work.

by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011

Web Stalker

When someone seems to follow you on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter or any other social network.

Why do you keep comenting on my posts? Your such a web stalker.

by Treysteroid October 25, 2010

Stalker Talking

Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.

Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.

by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010

Stalker Memory

Having the amazing ability to recollect random inane memories or facts with great detail.

Person 1: "That guy has stalker memory"
Person 2: "What do you mean?"
Person 1: "He remembers the smallest details about everything, even stuff that I forgot about myself.

by Tatsel24 July 28, 2013

Stalker Candy

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.

adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy

by daft35 February 19, 2012

Food stalker

When someone stares at your plate and then ask you if you have had enough and try to control the food to ensure they can eat to their maximum benefit

Woman- *walks out with plate of mac n cheese*

Brian- “you got enough, do you want me to pack you any for lunch” (eyeing the amount of mac n cheese left in pot)
Woman- you’re such a food stalker

by Stupidshhittt December 17, 2019