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Capt Eddie Snorkel

While eating a man’s ass you are beating him off at the same time.. IE.. “adjusting the snorkel while diving”
I gave him the proper Capt Eddie Snorkel and now he won’t stop calling me!
by Ejtpa1 November 25, 2025
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scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.
Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling
by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023
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Snorkel

When you put your balls on a girls nose so they can’t breathe.
My girl wanted me to snorkel her last night
by pyozsa_ March 22, 2019
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Topper Snorkel Double Cheek

Ask Delilah, it’s her favourite move.
Delilah is a pro meister with the Topper Snorkel Double Cheek
by Cisco3 December 11, 2019
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Snorkeling

The act of another human being surviving from the ejactulation produced by the male penis; usually to conserve
During the pandemic my wife and I survived by snorkeling due to lack of food.
by Pantyemic October 19, 2020
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Ballpark Snorkel

When a hot dog is inserted into someone’s rectum (typically consensually and for entertainment or shock value), only to be removed orally by a second party — who then proceeds to consume it. Often accompanied by disbelief, laughter, or PTSD in anyone who witnesses it.
I thought the Fourth of July couldn’t get any weirder until Timmy volunteered for a full-on Ballpark Snorkel behind the food truck.

She said she was hungry. I didn’t realize she meant for *that* hot dog. Total Ballpark Snorkel situation.
by Snorkel Timmay July 28, 2025
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Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...
I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards
by Electric jacko October 5, 2019
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