slam crew

A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.

"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."

by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012

UD Slammed

When the fuck stick editors repeatedly deny your definitions you've been UD Slammed.

I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.

by Limon_Jello September 26, 2013

Thrillseeker slam

Where the one who weart the pants in the relationship attaches a bungie cord to the ceiling and rides up and down while penetrating the awaiting female specimin

"I hooked up with becky last night and i gave her a Thrillseeker Slam"

by Sum duds September 27, 2021

Pencil slam

The placing of ones pencil loudly onto their desk after finishing a test. Most often used to signify your speed testing superiority over everyone still testing.

Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.

*Whisper* Did you see that pencil slam? What a nerd!

by doctordevon August 10, 2009

slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face

"I slam spunked that bitch!"

by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016

Porn Slam

When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room

Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in

by Dampornslam October 25, 2011

anchor slam

A sexual move pioneered by Popeye the Sailor man, where he fists Olive Oil until the anchor tatoo on his fore arm disappears. Fist enthusiasts often draw anchors on their fore arms with sharpie markers to repeat this manuever. More serious fisters can be recognized by the anchor permanently tatooed on their arms.

Gertrude anchor slammed Kermit so hard she could almost feel the back of his teeth.

by Chuck "total gym" Norris April 24, 2009