fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B October 1, 2008

Twerk Shirt

The shirt that is worn to during the first twerk and from then on will be known as the twerk shirt.

Somebody Twerks out of the blue, the shirt that they wore is from then on the Twerk Shirt.

by Wolfx10 November 25, 2013

Gold Shirts

he enforcement wing of the Trump Imperial dynasty. They wear gold in reverence to their golden-haired, affluent leader: The Big Don himself!

The Big Don will unleash the Gold Shirts on California if they try to secede.

by Big_Don_T February 22, 2017

grey shirt

A grey shirt is another term for a school student of grade 7-10. Names such as; absolute Panzy, honourless coward and godless heathen, are synonymous with the grey shirt. The only thing more noticeable than a Grey Shirt's pungent stench is the extremely dangerous speed at which they sprint on the pavement, disrupting the local population and making them wonder if they're trying to be a disappointment to their parents. While known to often approach AND TALK to human beings about their lost troglodytic instruments (handballs and hats), know that behind the fragile husk that is their fictitious confidence, is an underdeveloped homunculus and as such; can be easily transported and placed inside a bin where they belong.

Apologise for approaching me and my colleagues, Grey Shirt.

by lesiongang September 12, 2018

Striped Shirt

A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.

Look at that Striped Shirt with his mojhito, what a douche.

by Fun Monster March 3, 2008

big shirt

a shirt that is very big, and for the most part uncomfortable and makes you look fatter than you actually are. Resulting in not wearing them for anything other than sleeping. A big shirt has several recognizable traits, the most prominent are sleeves that go at least 4 inches or more down the arm, and the bottom of the shirt reaching your lower waist.

Guy 1 : Hey man , did you get a shirt from the concert last night?

Guy 2: Yea , but it was a big shirt.

Guy 1: That sucks! I hate big shirts.

by brennans123 May 1, 2009