Pudding Cup

Slang term for anus in Federal pound me in the ass prison. Commonly used in the phrase, "shank you for your pudding cup" to mean that you will be cut just above your anus. The resultant bloodflow becomes lubricant for anal intercourse (see F'd in the A) with the new cum bucket.

John: I am going to prison tomorrow.
Off Duty Ninja: Protect your pudding cup.

by Ben on the Zombie Board October 05, 2006

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DNA Pudding

Yet another term for semen, cum, jizz, man custard, or what have you.

I whipped up a spoonful of DNA Pudding for that cute little bitch at the party.

A mouthful of cock makes the pudding go down!

by Joe Millionare December 07, 2004

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love pudding

Vagina, pussy, cunt, cooter, ax wound, gash.

He slid his member into her quivering mound of love pudding.

by Sally Pothead December 17, 2003

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Trouser pudding

Weve all had it happen, when you gamble and loose, you get trouser pudding.

I had the flu and tried to rip a hellacious fart and instead ended up with trouser pudding.

by Mr horrific1 January 16, 2018

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Hopeful Pud

A sex move named after the time Pud tried to marathon Superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. A 'Hopeful Pud' occurs when during sex, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue.

Man 1: "I was nailing this really hot bird last night, until I pulled a Hopeful Pud."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."

by Zac42 November 14, 2014

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