Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.
(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".
by #wordplay September 14, 2017
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Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.
Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!
by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022
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woodbridge poof

The perm that every Italian in Woodbridge gets.
“You finally got rid of that Woodbridge poof
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poof up

1) To ideate, create, and breath life into physical product, software product, software environment, proof of concept, or other.
2) To create tangible form from concept
1. Jim and Mike thought about what they needed to dress up their curry and poofed up a delicious mango chutney

2. Kevin needed revenge against his developer. He decided to poof up a deadly pungi stick trap on her doorstep.
by Jeemathan November 04, 2022
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Slurp-poof

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.
Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.
by omiftw August 07, 2010
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Pussy Poof

A Pussy Poof is a Queef from a 20 year untouched vagina
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Poof

When someones boxers are bunched into a clump and stick out of their pants into the form of a "Poof".

When one's boxers become exposed to the outside world
"Dude tuck in your poof."

"Alright chill man! I got it under control."

*Tucks In Poof*
by Paynoattention22 November 24, 2013
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