Poof

This person is really annoying,quite so when this person is hungry they don’t say nothing,when poof is watching tv they’ll shut you all the way out I just feel like poof is being really poofy.

Poof:poof will be so quiet he will just poof away

by Queenjazzy20081 March 26, 2019

Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019

Poof

Someone who unsends messages on Instagram

Fergus Williams is a massive poof

by Jejejfbrndkkfkf May 12, 2019

poof

To express that youve been attacked by the powers of a witch

Poof...Your a frog

by Boodrow February 28, 2019

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

Poof

A group of Pyro's

The poof finished loading the mortars for the 4th of July show.

by FX Guru May 30, 2017

the polish poof

When you are of polish decent and have an excessively wavy to moderately wavy large hair

The polish poof is out of control today, my hair is the size of a house.

by Philumup April 20, 2018