pig nipples

A term used to describe a nipple that is longer in size then the average nipple.

when katie took off her shirt i almost barfed, those pig nipples were as long as baby carrots.

by Flubs August 3, 2006

nipple head

a word as such to describe air heads that have no idea what they are doing....

u F'n! nipple head!!!

by -Drift-R- August 28, 2003

pancake nipple

Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..

That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

nipple meter

a gauge of temperature when you step outside on a cold day

Damn boys, my nipple meter says it's pretty fuckin cold out here.

by dirk2121 February 16, 2004

nipple tits

tits so small that they only consist of nipples

When she took her bra off, all she had were nipple tits:-(

by cwoww May 6, 2011

nipple pants

When one pulls their pants up to have the waistband even with one's nipples. This is a particularly unattractive method of pants-wearing and common in old people, and idiots. Nipple pants are also usually accompanied by moose knuckles, due to the high tension of the pants.

"Check out that old dude's nipple pants."

by Fake Pete December 18, 2006

Tentacle Nipples

1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.

2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.

I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.

by HarlotHolla March 14, 2011