Jedyed

Adj. to misplace a valuable item, specifically a high end custom knife

You really Jedyed your McGinnis?

by Jedy617 September 14, 2021

Jedi

Is the weird person everyone thinks he likes star wars for his name funny guy brightens the mood all the time is a crazy guy don't care bout what anyone think

Person 1: his name jedi right
Person 2: yeah u think he likes star wars

by He is him March 28, 2023

Jedi Five

Taking mushrooms, cocaine, molly, ketamine, and acid.

Me and James ripped the Jedi Five last night.

by Bing Dongusly February 26, 2025

jedi

a legendary fuckface addicted to meth and crack who loves to eat ass and drink cum

damn you are really a jedi huh

by micheal cheese January 20, 2021

Master Jedi

A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision

“Are you raping me master Jedi”

“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”

by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020

Jedi Knight Jonah

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict

Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah

by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022

Jedi

A nickname for a femboy kid from Colorado Springs who love the how to train your dragon soundtrack (respect), and masturbating to furry porn roleplay. Lives in his parents basement. Always threatening suicide, yet does nothing about his situation.

Jedi was being annoying.

by Grip Strength May 2, 2024