Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022

Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.

Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.

by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022

flood her tunnel

Flood the tunnel means to urinate in a woman's vagina after intercourse

After John fucked Suzie he decided to flood her tunnel by urinating in her pussy.

by Muscle Of Love November 12, 2017

bud flood

The act of shitting oneself upon drinking five or more bud lights in a sitting.

Ex. "Why were you in the shitter so long"

"Got the bud flood bruh"
"Oh. Gotchu fam."

by Zebrasnuggie April 17, 2016

Flood Juice

When your giving your woman a good lick, you hit the right spot and the flood gates open up.

When I gave my girlfriend head last night, her flood juice tasted amazing.

by Camobandit October 27, 2020

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Flooding the gates

When a man accidentally ejaculates into a woman and urinates inside of her to flush it out.

1“How was last night man?”
2“Not good, I came in her so I ended up flooding the gates.”
1“Close one.”

by The Clorax December 23, 2020