El conta

The Spanish version of the Northern Irish word 'cont.' Used as a more polite version and often used so that the person being referred to does not know.
El contaaaaaa!!!!
Alright el conta??
See yer man there?? EL CONTA!
by Air Janine December 03, 2013
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el delicioso

"Tengo ganas de hacer el delicioso" "I want to have sex"
by rubensoon February 23, 2021
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El Toner

El Toner is a type of person. They take many shits and often sped out. Sometimes they will contract Emilitis but only if they have not showered for at least a week. They also are very fond of learning many life skills at summer camp like learning to be loyal at "Pine Cone Camp for Snakey Children."
Greva was being such an El Toner because he was clogging my toilet nonstop and saying how he's the most loyal boyfriend out of all of the boys
by goodshceise911 September 18, 2018
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El Prezidino

A 6'4" hiphop artist out of Washington, DC. "The fastest man in Hip Hop" ran sub 4.4's and was courted by the NFL before starting his music career. Also the president of 3 Fingers Global. Formerly know as Demetrius Doss during his career at Marshall University and in the arena football league. Focuses on positive, upbeat, mostly Christian messages. AKA Dino (pronounced Dee-no). Currently touring in the east. One of the few CCM artists who is just as happy playing at a bar as he is at an auditorium. National release planned in 2008, his CD The Warning is widely available via the internet.
El Prezidino wears the Dino shades, but it's all good.
by bbcard1 November 21, 2007
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El Buerro

The mule that carries The Monkey to the top of the Pyrenees or Dolomites when he goes on holiday. To make this more easy on El Buerro, the monkey often transforms into a titanium sandwich or somesuch.
Hey look, its El buerro! What's that on his back?
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
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el confidente

A method of gaining and exploiting the trust of a vulnerable woman. Positioning oneself to be the primary source of support and intimate information, with the intention of bedding the anguished.
He played el confidente to the widow Brown, and reaped luscious fruits borne from Herr Brown's considerate compost.
by sirspudd September 18, 2007
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El Chomo

John : hey did you hear El Chomo just getting out of jail
Josh : Ah shit man hide your kids if nate is getting out of Jail
Grandma : JOSH!!! bring grandma some smokes.
Josh : i dont want to go to the store El Chomo is getting out of jail..

Grandma : go get my fucking smokes and bring nate with you !
by Josh Juan Carlos III March 13, 2011
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