An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.
by Macsbandit December 02, 2009
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by Qlgib April 19, 2019
A person that you would not typically find attractive appears to be inside the library (or any other study area), for example at a university, simply by contrast to the dullness of the content of the books or notes you are reading. On leaving and seeing the world once more in its true and full splendour, you find yourself miraculously 'sober' once more!
You see someone you regard as a '6' walks into the library - three hours and one essay later your library eyes have descended upon you, and seeing them again, they are miraculously a '9'!
by libraryeyes May 30, 2010
Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
by Jmarev June 09, 2013
The remaining crusty bits left on and around your eyelids after a nights sleep, also known as eye boogies or in more economically developed countries as sleep.
by Delvin Galvionian Destepstolow February 12, 2012
The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.
by Philfee December 01, 2013