crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024

peace court

Basically Someone who goes to different countries to help people in need.Yeet

Jummy: what are you gonna do when school is over?
Jagan: I am gonna join the Peace Court.
Jummy: Yeet

Jagan:Noice

by Jagan Junmy November 28, 2018

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law

"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"

by TheMüller January 15, 2019

full court heave

When you throw the ball from full court and it goes in.

"Yo, I just hit a full court heave in NBA 2K21!"

"Cool!"

by sbdhawar September 11, 2020

court man

A man that likes to play with basketball courts

MOM: "Hi"
YOU:" you're such a court man"

by the hamburgaluurr December 31, 2018