chronic cane

The chronic cane is a plastic candy cane that has been precisely engineered to allow one to toke from it.

Cops just searched my car... good thing my Chronic Cane is stealthy.

by ChroncCane December 18, 2007

Chronic Fatigue

Being in a state of sleepiness or extreme exhaustion after smoking some bomb green.

"Look at Eelander over there man, why's he so sleepy all of a sudden? that was good shit." Must be that "Chronic Fatique" that got a hold of him. "CF, what's that?" "Chronic Fatique"
"Chronic Fatigue"

by Tracy McBert January 2, 2012

Chronically online

Riyan

Riyan is chronically online

by Jigglyhdhjw January 31, 2022

chronically online

a person with blue hair and circular glasses. their name is typically kamille and they have basic middle names. they play overwatch 24/7

no kamille, youre the chronically online one

by mdzs June 10, 2022

chronic thyroidism

When the sack of weed in your pocket so heavy you pimp walk like you’re on steroids.

That dude think he's so cool, just 'cause he got weed, walking like he got chronic thyroidism.

by alexwells5000 December 1, 2015

Chronic Migraine

Basically a Migraine but ongoing, possibly forever, and some times you'll get the lucky days where you don't have a Migraine then be crying in the darkness on the floor the next day.
It drains the person mentally, physically and emotionally, so please Do Not Disturb.

''I feel like I'm dying from the inside''
''Why?''
''I'm a Chronic Migraine sufferer.

by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017

Chronic UDA

Chronic Urban Dictionary Addiction.
Signs and Symptoms may include the following:
*Constantly being on urbandictionary.com
*Making sure to find out the new Urban Word Of the Day each day
*Using urban words many people don't know the definition of in real conversation.

Phil gets on his computer EVERY morning first thing to read the new Urban Word of The Day..*Every* day.
He's been this way for a year now...
I hate to say this...
but Phil has Chronic UDA

by Versego April 21, 2009