Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011

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The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them

« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!

by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022

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cal butts

A man of many names cal calvin Kalamazoo etc a man with hopes and dreams mile high, with a flowering random bow heart. He is always a littoe bald man he is French.

Girl: woah he’s littoe and bald
Other girl: ohhhh yep that’s a cal butts!

by Bertha Montgomery December 8, 2022

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CAL-Like Behavior

A "CAL-Like Behavior" refers to an interest and fixation to a certain ungodly degree towards a certain body part or fetish.

He exhibits a CAL-Like Behavior looking at that elf ears.

by CertainUnscientificMagicalGirl September 14, 2025

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Cal (Calvin) Scruby is pronounced Cal Screw-Bee often incorrectly confused for "Cal Scrub-Bee"

A successful independent rapper out of Cincinnati started early '10s. Released his 1st studio album, "House in the Hills" in 2015 and his 5th and most recent studio album "Casino" in 2022.

Collab'd with artists like "Redman", "Chris Brown", "Easy Mac", and many others.

Top 5 singles according to YT Music as of April 2024 are:

1. Money Buy Drugs (interlude)

2. Donnie Darko
3. Captain America
4. Jackin'
5. My Phone Died

Can't wait for the next Cal Scruby tour! Last time I saw him in Milwaukee in 2023 was lit AF bro.

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

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