Burrito Perspective

When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.

J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)

Burrito Perspective

by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

burrito slapped

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.

SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Dirty Burrito

Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.

I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!

by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011

Burrito Buster

A slang term to describe a person's asshole.

-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food

that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.

-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.

Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s July 21, 2020

Burrito Rapist

A man or women who sexually assaults a burrito without consent or forcefully does so.

John went to soobway and saw a burrito. He immediately fell in love with it and took it to rape it at Johnny Jim’s. Thats what I call a Burrito Rapist!!!

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

burrito gang

Special members of a squad that is more elite than your cat nan get naced only the most important people on this planet can join the squad if your a fraud you get shot gang gang #burritosquad #dontsweatus

We're about to burrito gang on you

by @Coltocks on twitter January 12, 2017