period ahh period ugh

Period ahh means that you are that girl/boy and you’re all that and a bag of chips. Period Ugh means you’re broke and need to step your game up.

Girl: PERIOD AHH PERIOD UGH MY BAG IS PERIOD AHH YOUR BAG IS PERIOD UGH

by HermosaDior September 14, 2022

Period

A time worse for men than for woman

When i came home from work my wife had the biggest period

by ave boss June 2, 2013

Uber-Period

When her period's so bad she starts foaming at the mouth and speaking latin

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AMANDA"S ON HER UBER-PERIOD

by acavern November 20, 2018

Uber-Period

When a girl's vagina starts erupting blood, causing her to go into a state introvertness and hostility. Usually, one can differ a period from an uber period by the duration of the pissiness. A girl plagued with the uber period will go through at least a month of being pissed off before returning to normal, ususally with some lame excuse to justify her unprovoked agitation.

Person 1: Yo bruh, you still into that chick?

Person 2: Nah bruh, she hit her uber-period.

Person 1: That sucks nig.

by big jiji December 5, 2013

nose period

a completely random, yet massive nosebleed. Usually happens every once in a while to some people. Not as often as a period but maybe once every two months or so.

Person 1: Dude, why the hell do you have tissues stuck up your nose?
Person 2: Look, don't judge, I'm just having a nose period.

by My name's not Earl January 21, 2008

Period of Enlightenment

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.

Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.

by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012

a prison period

If an inmate has rectal bleeding from some misadventure with other inmates, he is on his prison period.

That loud mouth, new boy is on a prison period!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020