Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

by Madfat October 3, 2007

Text appeal

When someone is a very good texter, so good in fact that it convinces you that you like them.

Damn, I can't wait to hang out with this guy. He has some serious text appeal

by kcott December 3, 2010

text assault

when you receive a barrage of texts from one person, most likely when they are pissed at you.

Jeff: "Dude you're popular- your phone is blowing up!"

Jim:"Nah, pissed off my girlfriend and she is waging a "text assault" on me."

by bird is very October 16, 2010

text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.

Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!

by MasterofXD January 19, 2009

texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.

During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.

by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014

Hendrix text

A text message, which was written and sent while the mobile phone is behind the writer/senders back. Named after the on stage guitar moves of Jimi Hendrix.

Mary: Damn, I need to send a text message to Dave - think I left the iron on.
Kelly: You better send a Hendrix text so Bob can't see you - he's about to start his announcement.

by buckonz May 9, 2014

drop text

When one texts someone for the pure purpose of having ones phone number.

“Hey, let me drop text you so that you have my number as well”

by frantic jazz hands May 3, 2018