testiclosterone

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

by sunidei January 11, 2011

Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

testicleave

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.

Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...

by grundlerooski May 19, 2011

testicular bitch slap

To whip our your balls and bitch slap a hoe with them.

Damn that bitch just got testicular bitch slapped by that guy.

by Kakarot454 October 27, 2012

testicology

The passionate study of all attributes and physiology of the male mammalian sex organs known as testicles!

Dan has just begun and is majoring the highly respected field of science called Testicology at medical school.

by SupremeProfanity April 30, 2014

testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles

"Wow what a testicle smasher!'

by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016