Termite

Someone (usually family) that only visits twice a year, stays for a week, lives off of you, and doesn't get a job.

Im sorry, I can't go out today. I have this termite living in the house and he's eaten all the food.

by whoiswhitenoise April 22, 2018

terminal lag

Lag that causes you to die in a video game.

I was playing some Half-Life when it started running slow and I experienced some terminal lag! Aaargh!!

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. November 30, 2017

termanal 7

GOD DAMM IT LUIGI SNAP OUT OF IT

luigi was diagnosed with termanal 7

by sam360 February 18, 2018

Terminator Syndrome

When you find out your best friend is actually your son, because you went back in time and fucked his mum.

I'm sorry sir. According to the blood test your friend has Terminator Syndrome...and he is your daddy.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 4, 2019

teriane

The cutest and sweetest girl to ever exist. She is always extremely short and a big bottom. She denies compliments but truly appreciates them on the inside. She is very hot and adorable but will deny it, although having a fat ass and big tits.

Did you see Teriane the other day? She's so hot, I could stare at those tits all day.

by dyselxic December 3, 2019

Terminator grip

A saying used to describe a grip that is so strong, that the person holding the set item can still hold on, even if they are violently shaken

You've got a Terminator grip on that door handle! I'm surprised you've been able to hold that thing shut for so long!

by Buttered Quayle April 12, 2020

Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020