Fuck tard

An idiot. A moron to the hightest degree of being a moron.

The kid who defined \m/ (><) \m/ is a fucktard

by matt August 11, 2004

Butt-Tard

some kind of retarded butthead

synonymous with asstard

adj.
butt-tarded

younger sibling: I gonna put my booger on you
older sibling: ugh! don't be such a butt-tard.

person1: I can't get this bag of chips open, tsk man, psht...this is butt-tarded.

person2: no, I think you're just butt-tarded.

by finfito January 13, 2009

tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

by valvespout August 29, 2005

tard cart

a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.

Whats better than riding the short bus? not being retarded!

by anonymous April 15, 2003

tard bait

Essentially, a tard bait is someone who would attract, or "bait" someone who is mentally retarded. This can be done so by acting like a retard, physically, or mentally, by acting like an unstable mentally ill person.

Trina rocked back and forth while yelling "Gail Swallows!". This would turn a retard's crank, therefore Trina is Tard Bait.

by Giz Rag January 30, 2008

Tard Tsunami™

A swarm of uninformed people to a community site, Youtube channel, or livestream event usually caused by recent viral exposure.

Oh man our video got posted on Machinima Realm and a Tard Tsunami™ soon followed.

by AvidyaUS June 28, 2011

Text Tard

Someone owning a cellular device that knows how to retrieve and read text messages, but lacks the ability to send text messages.

A - I sent Bob a text the other day and he called me to answer my question.
B - That's because he's a text tard.

by lifeduzt May 28, 2010