sampson

code for your drug dealer

coined from the movie half baked

Art: Hey man did you score some herb?
Fernando: Yeah dude I called up Sampson earlier.

by IrocAll November 1, 2005

Sympathy Boner

Something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.

Sarah: I can't believe he cheated on me. Uh, what's that?

Daniel: It's a sympathy boner. Come get a hug.

by howoriginal March 6, 2014

The Simpsons

The best fucking thing to happen to tv since it was invented

The simpsons. Best. tv show. ever.

by Simpsons 4 ever June 26, 2004

Sampson Simpson

The most famous drug dealer in NY in the movie "Half Baked". Which happens to be the best movie on earth....WATCH IT

"Damn B, lemme talk to Sampson Simpson!"

by Thergood Jenkins January 26, 2009

ashlee simpson

shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK

shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit

by brody December 9, 2004

Simpsons Sky

A blue sky with fluffy white clouds as per the much loved Fox cartoon (even if they did dump Futurama - bastards).
Michael Fish watch out.

"Hey man check out of the window - it's a Simpsons Sky"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

simpsonian

adj. 1. Pertaining to the TV show "The Simpsons". From the Simpsons and -ian, a common adjective suffix.
2. (often cap. S) A museum dedicated to Simpson paraphenalia. From Simpson and Smithsonian, the institution that runs many of the museums in Washington, D.C.

1. "No one has a greater amount of simpsonian knowledge than John; he watches the show everyday."
2. After visiting the Flintstones Museum, the family went to the Simpsonian, where they saw original storyboards.

by A_1_B_2_C_3_________________ September 30, 2006